Today's Stupid Headline Award Goes To ....

In the Stupidest Headline Ever Department ....

Franklin & Marshall, a college in Lancaster, Penn., is losing its president to Drexel. F&M's atheltic nickname is the Diplomats. The local paper, the Intelligencer Journal, came up with "Top Dip Jumps Ship" as its headline.

No lie.

Here's a link to the article.